The artificial penis(**https://www.viva-awa.com/dildos**) is one of the favorite sex toys for solitary pleasures… but also as a couple! As early as the Middle Ages, women used phallic-shaped objects carved out of wood, as well as vegetables, for their naughty quarters of an hour. The kitchenby Mère Michet can attest to this… The artificial penis has therefore been an indispensable part of masturbation for a very long time, and we find it today in a multitude of forms, so we won't deprive ourselves of it. But its use is no less thorny for many people. Using a artificial penis may seem silly as a cabbage, but it still requires a little knowledge in terms of techniques and preparation. You're in luck ! Pleasure is the specialty of Mother Michet. Without further ado, a little topo on the good reflexes to have and the advice for knowing how to use a artificial penis . Also read: HOW TO USE A ARTIFICIAL PENIS AS A COUPLE?

Above all: How to make an artificial penis?

It goes without saying, a artificial penis is a personal object that we do not lend. Take the time to choose a model you like, compare them and talk about it around you. Your friends could be of good advice and allow you to better familiarize yourself with certain products. If you are looking for a toy for two, it is important that it also pleases your partner. The choice of artificial penis will also determine the possibilities of use. The artificial penis is inspired by more or less realistic shapes and can be used for anal or vaginal penetration. There are different materials: silicone, glass, jelly (gelatinous rubber), latex, metal, or even ceramic. Choose a material that respects your body and is easily washable. In addition to being magnificent collector's items, ceramic artificial penis have the particularity of being non-porous and therefore particularly aseptic and hypoallergenic, for total respect of the body. They are also vectors of heat, and appreciate both hot and cold! As a bonus, ceramic is a sustainable material that respects the environment, starting with the raw materials used, which are natural materials.

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How to make artificial penis at home? Some hygiene rules

Get into the habit of religiously washing your artificial penis after each use, but also before using it. Even tidy, your artificial penis could collect dust and small bacteria forgotten on the surface could develop there. So don't skimp on hygiene and take good care of your favorite toy. Sex toys are not all cleaned in the same way, but it will at least be necessary to disinfect it with hot water and soap to rid it of bodily fluids, lubricating gel and germs. Opt for a very soft soap so as not to damage your artificial penis and without perfume so as not to irritate your vagina or your anus. Some artificial penis come with their own cleaner and care instructions. Many people use their artificial penis with a condom. This extra precaution further minimizes the risk of sexually transmitted diseases and the growth of bacteria in the vagina or anus. Please note that its use does not in any way replace the necessary cleaning mentioned above! Always store your sex toy in a clean, closed place after each cleaning. You can't imagine the bacteria that can settle there (and grow there) if you leave it in the open air ready to collect dust.Mother Michet's handmade artificial penis are simply cleaned with water and very mild soap thanks to their smooth and non-porous ceramic material which prevents bacteria from developing there.

How to use artificial penis? Put the shapes in it!

Whether you experience the pleasures of the artificial penis together or solo, party games are important. Mood is fun and desire is cultivated! If all tastes are in nature, we also know very well the effects of a welcoming bed lit by a scented candle with a delicious smell... Whatever your favorite setting, the essential thing is to manage to let go by creating an atmosphere conducive to pleasure. Some people are more comfortable in total darkness while others, more visual, prefer controlled lighting so as not to miss a beat of the show. Music also has enormous aphrodisiac potential. Some studies that explore the link between sex and music even reveal that a large number of people find that listening to music during sex has a greater effect on them than touching their partner. Jacques Prévert said that "the love of music always leads to the music of love"...

The preliminaries

Before you start playing with your artificial penis, take the time to warm yourself up by manually stimulating yourself. Caress your clitoris or any other erogenous zone at home and make sure your vagina or anus is well lubricated to accommodate the toy when you're ready. If you have a vagina and you do not produce enough natural lubricant (cum), consider using lubricant in gel form. The important thing is not to force it and to listen to your body. If you're the type who needs time to prepare for penetration, well take it! Same thing for anal penetration. If you are not relaxed, your sphincter will not be relaxed either and the act will only be painful, if not impossible...If your private parts are dry, whether you live this moment alone or in pairs, you may find the experience unpleasant. Lubricating gels have many advantages, in particular that of increasing arousal, pleasure and sexual comfort during the act. Prefer water-based lubricants, which are more respectful of the flora. Ceramic artificial penis and their smooth, soft texture generally require less lube than other, more porous models. A little advice from Mère Michet: you can even use it easily in the shower by simply wetting it with clear water.

How to make an artificial penis at home? The different penetration techniques

You are well prepared and now is the time to get down to business. Because although it can only be used for stimulation, what is expected above all from a artificial penis is penetration. Whether vaginal or anal, penetration using a artificial penis presents vast possibilities. Eh yes ! The artificial penis is not attached to a body and all the physical constraints that implies. So you can spin it 360° inside your vagina or anus, try unlikely angles and make it go as fast as you want. Your mind is your only limit!

The depth

Whatever the shape of your artificial penis, you can take the time to use it up and down. Deep penetration will stimulate the vagina along its entire length if your toy is long enough. Pleasure guaranteed… If you like deep penetration and intense thrusts, you will probably be more satisfied with rigid artificial penis, such as the ceramic models by Mère Michet. But no need to go that far to get pleasure or reach orgasm! The majority of nerve endings are found at the entrance to the vagina. Little tip: insert only the end of your artificial penis into your vagina and use the remaining cm to better grasp the artificial penis in your hand. As a reminder, the G-spot is located just a few centimeters from the entrance to the vagina, on its anterior wall. Pleasure is therefore at your fingertips! As for anal penetration, the positions on the menu are deliciously varied, but this practice requires even more gentleness than all the others, so take your time. The positions that offer the easiest angle of penetration are doggy style (head tilted down), or lying on your side. As for depth, go for it. If deep vaginal penetration is most often very pleasant, it is generally the diameter that takes precedence when focusing on the anus.

The rotation

The artificial penis are not equipped with batteries and other vibrating systems. It is therefore necessary to use a little elbow grease to achieve its ends. All too often forgotten, the orgasmic potential of rotation is very real. Once your artificial penis is nicely nestled in your vagina, turn it around. By rubbing against your inner wall, it will make you discover new sensations, and perhaps even unexplored erogenous zones.

Penetration angle

Whether your artificial penis is straight or curved, the movements you perform can have angles as diverse as they are varied. Lying on your back, move back and forth using an angle allowing the end of the artificial penis to exert strong pressure on the bottom of the vagina (called the posterior wall).You can also raise your knees and bring them towards you, which will have the effect of modifying the angle of penetration. If you prefer to dominate your object of pleasure, you can also opt for a position astride. You will then have to use your body (and especially your hips) to perform the movements and not your wrist. La Mère Michet's kitchen concocts handmade ceramic artificial penis for all types of cravings. From the realistic artificial penis to the classic straight and smooth artificial penis, not forgetting our delicious vegetables ( cucumber , zucchini , carrot ), our molds will make you see food in a different light… See you in store !

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